The mall keystone cops? The kid at Panera? The dog who started the fight? Pepper, who gets loose occasionally, and therefore "returns?" The persistent Christian organization telemarketer who wouldn't take "no" for an answer? The woman who made the snide comment about homeschooling being an experiment? The genealogist of a certain lineage society who refuses to see the obvious? The person who gave my cell phone number as theirs which therefore got some credit agency calling me? The . . . Wow! I've encountered a lot of antagonists in these few short months I've been blogging. And I didn't even tell you about my day yesterday. Ask the Bear if you're really that
But, no. None of those. I was thinking specifically of the squirrel who insists upon breaking my bird feeders and also eating all the birdseed put out for, you know, birds. If you recall, I mentioned here that there are times when I could reach out my kitchen window and tickle a little squirrel tummy if I was so inclined, which I'm not. Now I've got proof:
Checking to see if the coast is clear. It obvious-
ly isn't as I am standing right there with a camera. Duh!
Prepar-
ing to
"recline
and dine."
Awww what a cute little squirrel. I probably would attempt to scratch his belly, but then he'd probably try to bite my finger off. But, just maybe, he would let my hug him and squeeze him and call him george.
ReplyDeleteOr he could give you rabies, eat all your food, and get in your house and tear out all the insulation.
ReplyDeleteNever can tell with squirrels.